SentiMentallyIll

My name is Jessi.. And here are my basics stats"

Age: 24
Location: Ohio
Sex: Female
Height: 6'1
Weight: 468
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Burgundy w/ blonde streaks
Shoe Size: 11
Ring Size(s): pinky-8 ring-10 middle-11 pointer-11 thumb-10
Pets: 1 shep/husk/wolf mix named Ziggy, 1 Japanese Chin named Baby, and a cat named Sammy...
Siblings: 1 older sister, she's 30.
Nieces And Nephews: I have one of each.. she is 5, he is 4.
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Smell: Lilacs
Favorite Flower: Roses
Favorite Music Artist: Ani DiFranco
Favorite Book(s): The Witching Hour Series, Dust, The Root Cellar, Endless Love, Circle of Friends.
Favorite Food(s): My Moms French Toast, White Pizza, Papa Johns Breadsticks, Fried Dumplings, Egg Rolls, Baked Potatoes with Steak Sauce, and Jolly Rancher Jolly Jellies.
Favorite Drink: Coke or Iced Mochas
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
Favorite Season: Fall
Favorite Month: October
Favorite Holiday: Valentines Day
Favorite TV Show(s): Forensic Files, The New Detectives, The FBI Files, CSI, Charmed, Xena, Law and Order, MSNBC Investigates, Golden Girls, I love Lucy, Facts of Life, The Investigative Report, The Smurfs, and The Gummie Bears.
Favorite Channel(s): The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, Lifetime, A and E, Court TV, and Nick at Nite.

     I'm a very easy going, honest, goofy person, but I am tired of being lied to, tired of playing games, I know what I want, need, and deserve and I don't want to sound cruel, but to save time, mine and yours, here are 10 things NOT to say, ask, or do if you want to get and keep my attention:

1. Do NOT disrespect me! BE RESPECTFUL! I cannot stress this one enough. Treat me as you would want a man to treat your mother or sister. Just because you cannot see my face does NOT mean that I don't deserve to be treated like a lady. I'm old fashioned, accept it, respect it, or move along. I won't put aside my moral convictions for you or anyone. I come as is and if you can't respect me for who I am, leave me alone.

2. Do NOT lie to me or try to play me. If you feel that to get me to like you that you must lie, know that when I discover the truth, I will not like you at all (nor will I have any respect for you), making your plan to hook me, pointless. I say WHEN I discover the truth because the truth always comes out. If you're seeking a head/heart to tinker with leave me alone!

3. I know what I want, need, and deserve, I will not settle for less. Do NOT try to tell me what I need. If I reject you because you aren't what I need, DON'T start attacking me about my weight, calling me insecure, frigid, a bitch, or some other nonsense insult in an attempt to make your candle burn brighter by extinguishing mine.

4. Don't want me just for my fat or what I look like. I'm so much more than this body in which my soul resides. Treat me like a person, not an object. It's ok if you find me attractive, but let not this be the basis of why you spend time with me (i.e. spend time with me because you think I'll eventually sleep with you or spend time with me to *get off* from my photos and things I say.

5. I'm NOT looking for cam, cyber, or phone sex... If you ask, and I say no, respect that.. don't try to pressure me into it or sway my decision.. RESPECT me!

6. Do NOT ask me the same questions repeatedly or ask me things that you can read in my profile, I pride myself on my ability to communicate effectively and clearly so that I must only say something once to be understood. If you have a bad memory, take notes. If you're too lazy to read my profile and click on the link, you are NOT my type so don't waste my time or yours.

7. Do NOT speak in internet slang (i.e., "h hw r u" "u gota man" "a/s/l 32 blk m n mich u n2 blk guys"). SPEAK CLEAR ENGLISH! I want to speak with a person that can communicate properly.

8. Do NOT send me a picture of your penis! People that do this do not have respect.. respect of self or of others... they also lack morals. A person who lacks these three qualities is NOT my type so don't waste my time or yours.

9. Do NOT ask me for more photos, especially when you have sent none of yourself. The photos I want people to see will be on my page. I have no nudes, don't bother asking.

10. Do NOT ask if I've ever been a man. I know my height is quite uncommon, but do I really look like a man?? I am 100% female. It's quite insulting to my femininity to be asked if I've ever had a penis.

With all that said, if you feel I am worthy your time, or you are worthy mine, feel free to contact me... May you live long and never step on a banana peel...

My website url is: http://www.geocities.com/spazkitten There you can find links to some of my artistic and poetic endeavors.